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<MrZebra> phish & newdles "for your nutritionally 1337 meal"

<myst``> You're gonna need a bigger boat

<myst``> When will then be now?! sooooooon

<ReDXII> that blows lefty and righty nuts

<Luminous> brb i need to welease woderick

<MrZebra> bah, 3 more weeks w/o MrsZ <Zildjiann> How will u survive <MrZebra> bend over and I'll show u

<Pr25o1> damn, i uncovered myself.

<SpidrY2J> MrZebra. I think you're disturbed, and a bit of a nutter.

* `XooBee` makes sad, chocolateless noises...

vangosear on the requirements for a potential husband: *he better fucking know how to fill up the god damn ice trays*

*when you wade in the sea, and a fish bites your knee, thats a moray*

*I used to be into sado equine necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse*

<MaryAnett> one of my clients told me to never marry a man because "they are all dope feinds"

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out <+Christin1> how do i do that

<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter

mysty`` orgasms

<MrZebra> I intend to replace my brain with a PIII 1.13 GhZ running Win95 Beta. It'd be more stable.

<asm-X> then someplace along the way i got into an argument w/ ms tech support - they told me that windows 98 was not an operating system, it was an operating environment. i told them that whatever the fuck they wanna call it, it was operating fuck all

<VanGosEar> and the fucking postal service website is the most evil thing on the god damn earth next to binladen and his cronies

<VanGosEar> but einstein's website didnt fucking suck dead bears through bent straws

<asm-X> this is boring and somewhat repetative. - oh yeah, this IS irc.

<asm-X> it's sanity that scares me.

<MrZebra> easy way to annoy a girl and her b/f: give her money and say "for services rendered"

* MrsZebra must thinkof somethien quotable to say

User feedback at thinkgeek.com: A girl a my party saw my blue neon backlit cpu. She liked it and we slept together. I am no longer virgin geek. Thanks thinkgeek.com

<HornedOwl> ooh, KERNEL32 IS A NASTY ONE

<`XooBee`> i have a babushka!

<vangosear> HOLY FUCK

voodo_dol is the all powerful queen of IRC

<MaryAnett> i can't tell the difference between soft and not soft

<`XooBee`> i gets cranky

<AC-130U> is it a rubber table? :)

<AC-130U> and I lost the receipt, and don't know how to convince MS to give me new media...

<vangosear> 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions

<`XooBee`> finally i just spit it out...blahblahbabble

<MaryAnett> there's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads

<voodo_dol> is porn returnable?

<craigzip> hey, I'm funny, in my own way

<craigzip> when was that last time anyone ever said anything profound in here?

<craigzip> sure, I'm vain, but at least they were real

<craigzip> well, I was not the one who was trying to sneak in quotes

<Algart> does sex is good for depression?

<Evilash-> stop this quote shit

<voodo_dol> so it took a while to scrape the oatmeal out of his ear

<voodo_dol> we have a gumball machine that dispenses small toys and she'll do anything for a quarter

<craigzip> wow, we should not be abusing the bot like this

<asm-X> just that i'm a walking fountain of useless information.

<HET2> are you female my age sexy and living closeby?

<bsod> well the tech questions are mine! harr harr:)

<May``> I live on the egde

(myst``) Twin Peaks

<asm-X> oh well, she knows i'm a friggin' pervert (i think she figures it's one of my more redeeming qualities)

<Ratty``> i close my curtains but they still glow

<BarbGStar> i wonder if that applies to um....fake ones.

<Aaron_T> women can do that. Men can only multitask if one of the tasks is drinking beer

<Ratty``> what's wrong with two miners bending their large rods?

<Freman> Ratty``... you'd be supprised at what goes on in my pc...

<craigzip> wow, all these quotes are really lame

<VanGosEar> and hey do you realize that every quote of mine that moobot has has some form of the word fuck in them

<[tim]> Ummm... I been languishing in bed ...

<vangosear> 99 dead babboons sitting in my livingroom....

<Liz^> I hate cleaning tiny mouse balls...

<voodo_dol> evidently the human penis is not indestructible

<voodo_dol> thats like carpet burn on your guy

<myst``> And sometimes I wear the nurses outfit...

<[timmay]> Ummm ... I fink I'll passssss ... wot with my pore i-sifht and srunkenness and all ...

* rhaleen is too young for suck perverted talk

<mysty``> I have such naughty thoughts now.

<rhaleen> OI i am not resposible for the jism in this channel alright! ..best to if you dont want a mouthful

<mysty``> ok, spill! er, well, you know what i mean :P

<rhaleen> oh piss on this, im using your name * rhaleen gushes

(myst``): i never said that!

<voodo_do1> i havent accomplished much today but at least im wearing my own underwear

* Coolhouse drives around town proclaiming "Get your whipped orgasms here!"

<mysty``> hehe she said a-twitter :P

<^amelia> but you can't get pregnant from me blowing you

<^amelia> hehe battery operated things can be very fun

<RdWarrior> not a small deal considering that I do it in a bucket with a plunger

<mysty``> i keep making a freudian slip by saying be back in a sex when i mean be back in a sex

<voodo_do1> i took a shower and got dressed and he puked all over both of us

<rhaleen> .. i dont bother with rubber lol

<May``> not sure... but I know they're coming out with a coconut smelling one.

<May``> at least he doesn't pee on the bathroom rug

<May``> good god!!!! I take a drink... the ice goes and moves splashes the pop agains my mouth and it goes down my shirt... TWICE!

<myst``> well you do have to bend it a little, hon, else it will become stiff and that could really cause problems then

<rhaleen> inuendo follows my ass around like a puppy

<Zild|zZzZ> My name is written with an F :: <asm-X> F or PH, Ralf/ph still sounds like something you puke up

* [timmay] carefully gets everyone's attention, whilst the small Philipino boy makes his escape

<Zild|zZzZ> no-one calls me ralfie boy <asm-X> ok, ralfie girl.

<[timmay]> SPank me Baby ! Oh yeah !!!

* Muppetman noes he has no quotes - and so looks smug

^amelia is now wet <^amelia> very wet

<KimJ> hehe, I don't say anything of interest :)

* Aloisius dresses ReDXII in a black satin teddy | * myst`` spanks AMS | * mysty`` orgasms

<Drach|Ill> they hold it up, damnit! <ReDXII> well we already know Drach|Ill is horny

<Drach|Ill> I'm always horny.. i'm a red blooded bloke who isn't gettin any ;)

<Coolhouse> it's just the hard one I have to watch out for 6* myst`` just grins like a fool :P

<Aloisius> ReDXII: hehe I just TELL people it's small

<Drach|Ill> I wouldn't know, i don't go around looking at other people's cocks | <Aloisius> Drach|Ill: I do..

<ReDXII> man a cock 8" in diameter would basicly be a fucking cannon in ur pants its no longer considerd a penis

<myst``> i neeeeeed Lionel Ritchie!

<VoHuhes> If you're a clone of me then you're a jackass too.

<Coolhouse> you love Tims bits? <May``> yeah, glazed.

* Coolhouse gets drilled

* `phoebe` has an orgasm listening to The Pixies - Where is my mind

Quoth the mule, "heee hawww"

<pendulum> there is much sickness in the minds of the people

<ange|-> ahh, the distraction that is naked men

[timmay] gives the same stare that a rabbit gives, shortly before impact with the car

[timmay] has decided to smoke away from his parents, since he knows he will be burnt at the stake if they find him doing it

* myst`` once had a blackmail tape of her with her head in a bookcase speaking in a british accent

<Mac_Daddy> men are simple

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less.

Aloisius imagines myst`` in a crotchless leather teddy holding a cat o' nine and standing over Coolhouse's naked body [comment: Some people have way too much time to think]

<Mac_Daddy> can someone finger me?

myst`` You better not !!

<Coolhouse> what happened to your orgasm?

* Coolhouse takes his shit stirring spoon and cleans it off

<rhaleen> I RHALEEN, WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO APOLOGICE TO TIMMAY FOR ALL MY SMART ASSED REMARKS TONIGHT

<myst``> I have a theory about the wooden spoon ...

<MrsCool> ooooo...the fingers itch....!!!! <Coolhouse> .part #the_hole (Excess Flood)

<rhaleen> hey tim, i just fingered you

<[timmay]> I'd do it to my own mother

<rhaleen> shall i start kissing your ass now <rhaleen> sorry, i can't help myself, its an addiction

<Liz^> i've perfected the "lean over the carseat and pop my boob out" move

<voodo_dol> i think swords are for guys who have small genitals

<MrZebra> argh, someone downstairs has a laugh like a schitzophrenic donkey

<VoHuhes> You get whiter whites, blacker blacks, and smarter smart alecks.

<Quartz744> If you rearrange the letters in George Bush, you get "He bugs Gore."

(myst``): me? i talk all the time!

<myst``> with ropes and spikes and clasps and everything! * myst`` doesn't plan on sleeping tonight

<VoHuhes> Do jackasses go to hell?

<VoHuhes> maybe teh Catholic Church will goout of business becuase of the sex abuse lawsuits.

<May``> wow... vacuum cleaner bags sure do sound alot like condoms on the internet.

<tek_604> ur not gonna believe this... but my cock is the best chapstick

<craigzip> all these quotes suck

<VoHuhes> A bath in mule piss cures autism.

<loof> sorry, I was confused by something physically present right this time

<Ms_Tera> do you know ppl get paid to masturbate pigs

* revolver wonders how long it will take untill people are allowed to marry animals in church

<myst``> yep ype thats what he said ... how did you know? <myst``> w00t .. OW .l.. ooooooh

<Pr25o1> but the chix0rs are absolutely above average ..

<MrZebra> I don't have a mirror in my room, so I use hard disk platters. Does this make me a geek? :P

<^meli> voo nite is close to coming!

<^meli> he did come! nite came!

<asm-X> I'm not THAT desperate . . . (yet).

<marcher> This is where both guys and girls are depressed. Wow what a place!

<Sir|Drake> well the first video game I ever played was pong.... so to me all thise new stuff is techno wonders

<teletype> they have moving sidewalks. check out the airport. they're too expensive to put all over the place.

<asm-X> brb - it's LinuX time <DarkFlib> these parttime linux users...

<`phoebe`> BZFLAG is not only hard but pants

<DarkFlib> I prefer the title Darth Flib

<shurks> such a mind as yours could not grasp the realitly as i can

<Zanti_> why do you dual boot? You Bisexual?

<ZebraCODE> I'm gonna DCC u a text file <ZebraCODE> read it :P <gnuman> does it have pics I'm illiterate

<pr25o1> if one presses one part of the laptop too hard, it reboots

<ZebraCODE> army == one man with a big red button

<DarkFlib> I want kids......three of them....one of each sex

myst`` Did they kiss?! What was my my woman doing in the hottub with that other sim? WHAT WAS THAT MUSIC? Did they kiss?! *click click* . NOO I dont want you to flirt. NOOO. Dammit. NOO. OMG They're flirting!

<NiteWrk> Ro the Ruthless * RoBorg hides his ruths

<Mac_Daddy> I need to mention that this camera will also work with a PC-based Macintosh computer.

<Bleach-> i will punch through this force of master domination of my mind <Bleach-> and i will conquer depression

<myst``> why isn't it working?

myst` I'm on my hands and knees on the other side of the bed. .. I gotta go further down!. I'm so hot here! Ok, i'm outta breath. I'm like soaking wet

* myst`` dances around nekkid

<myst``> I'm a neck killer my nipple proxy! .. or something...

* RoGone hacks through MrZebra's hamstrings with a rusty SIMM

<myst``> Shall I sit on you?

(KuunLB): moony didnt know i had a butt til she saw me in dress

<craigzip> hey, don't quote me

UFO-MAN <DrUFO> hullo everyone i will be your theripist leading the groop im not a psychiatrist or a psycologist but i feel i have every right to tell you how to live your life because i have had a minamal amount of scocial training and it does wonders for my ego....

<myst``> flaming one on the floor?

<asm-X> bah, i'm half dead and too stupid to die

<ZebraCODE> hmm... I power cycled the scanner and the printer started printing

<Soleil-M> I used to be king <-- quote that :)

<Armorall> Hello humans, how may I assist you? <Partin> wax my ass

<RdWarrior> how come I never get quoted

<firefly`> i guess trick--or-treating as the sniper wouldn't be wise

<RdWarrior> its not economical to eat people

<EcriVeInE> but my rug is still wet

<`XooBee`> especially in winter its nice to have a rug:)

* myst`` wonders if Tim realises there's such a thing as 'taking a break' :P

<NiteWrk> well, you could try reasoning with the earth's core, but I don't think it would listen

<Marcy> I have PROTECTION * NiteWrk takes marcy behind the barn

<teletype> yesterday, one of our tech support guys came up to my desk to inform me that a customer had just called tech support to ask what "BTW" stands for.

<MrZebra> get lots of quotes like <person> I don't have any quotes

[8:53pm] * RKteuthis thinks myst`` makes shopping lists in her mind whilst. . . [8:54pm] <myst``> sort of

* Depressed I hate metallers, i hate punk, i hate southern rock, i hate the latin culture, i hate crusties, i hate goths (goths can't dance coz they are affraid of their makeup), i hate yuppies, i hate mall-rats (they are the scum of the consumerism earth), i hate benetton-girls, i hate models, i hate athletes, i hate gym-freaks, i hate rap-kids, i hate basketball and i hate baseball (ruth__): well as long as you don't generalize, i guess tha

<RoBorg> just don't test it... say you'll release a patch soon (it'll appear a lot more professional then) <two|face> RoBorg: that's the microsoft approach <MrZebra> yeah, the linux approach is the same but without the patches

<WzlAtWork> Hey! quit abusing the bot!

(HiddenSin): In short...I blame Jesus.

Snooper` kisses the baps and continues on his quest through the underwear

* myst`` hands Snooper` a booby

<ReDXI> mom married a horny psycho

Coolhouse .. i'm getting goosebumps on my ass from what you're doing to me!

<myst``> I like to play with you.

(Partin): whacked (Partin): moi? (Partin): never

(Partin): I need a new brain:/

(a_citizen): Huh? Uh? Umm? Duh, ok boss.

(`XooBee`): my God tori amos looks like an elf

<ReDXII> but see mine .. its nice and firm .. all sexy and stuff

* Coolhouse feels eyes on his ass <Coolhouse> rather it was your hands, but I guess you can't have everything. <ReDXII> and ud rather it on ur dick instead of ur ass too but hey <myst``> oh but you can ;)

<psyFungi> I McThink(tm) we should McAll McSpeak the McSame.

(Partin): lagzilla is havin his way with u joe... (Holy_Joe): who's lagzilla??

(Diluted-): !addquote (Partin): lagzilla is havin his way with u joe... (Holy_Joe): who's lagzilla?? (Holy_Joe): still dont get it :-|

(^Balrog^): Would you stop playing with the bot!

(Sir`Drake): nothing better than taking a warm shit into the outhouse

myst`` Is it in now?

<EartAngel> whats up with guys who want to wear womens underwear??

<WzlAtWork> It says so in Reader's Digest.

<RdWarrior> there goes my dream to come back as a thighmaster

<RdWarrior> thats a pretty close friend <EartAngel> why? its just underwear

<RdWarrior> for me, gotta be leather, latex breaks me out <G> <NiteWrk> so you have to wear leather condoms?

<JoyfulGrl> ahh why'd you sell the ass?

<qrtmare> sold my ass because somebody really wanted her and i wasnt doing anything with her

"If I cannot swear in heaven then I will not stay there." -- Mark Twain

<^meli> now if only I could find my penis!

(Cy): are those quotes from here in the channel??

(WzlAtWork): I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

<DarkFlib> I was at work last nite and two girls walked up to me and asked if they can kiss my nipples.....

myst`` AGH! I couldn't get it out!

<RoBorg> now time for a short cartoon... c++ O_O c++O_O c+X_O yes it's me stabbing JB in the eye with c++ after he mentions VB

(Partin): wel, it's a burden I have to bare:/ (Partin): ...I'm dead sexy!

<sirensong> Well the tuna was good. lol

myst`` I've got it all over my lips ...

(Partin): I'm a sensative fuckin guy, ok?

<Partin> u do like me:) <Panterra> you're on the positive side of average, yes

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(Diluted-): teletypecyber :P~ (teletype-): huh?

<myst``> AND I want those blue balls!

<ToRMeNTeD> heh <HiddenSin> heh <NiteWrk> heh

(l3mon): i was recommended a book called: potatoes not prozac

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<Coolhouse> just put me in the mood for some :)

<bsod> i got new fresh pictures of mee!! <myst``> ooooooo! send! send! <--- see what happens when adults are bored

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<Liz^> damn you coders. Im not geeky enough to mingle with you. <ZebraWORK> Ralf is lame, talk to him :P~~

<Jender> shame she's probably a really fun person <HateLife> ya as long as you are making fun about how ugly she is

<Pr25o1> ytf do u even have to write ur own parser ? <MrZebra> cause I'm a masochistic perfectionist

<MrZebra> I just took my sweatshirt off and found out I'd had my t-shirt on backwards all day

<b3ni> i need a bot <@db> we don't lend bots b3ni, grab one from http://darkbot.info <b3ni> what is a bot?

(Matinee): just a second im confused (Matinee): im trying but the (Matinee): whoa baby

<[tim]> Jane is a red neck! <myst``> I'm telling MrZebra on you! He'll take it off!

<myst``> What would be the equivalent to spanking in Wales?

<[tim]> So thats why you ordered that cat o'nine tails off the Internet.... <myst``> shhh! that's a christmas gift!!

(Icedcoffe): none of you sound depressed

<Liz^> I am a saint, gawdammit

<Thundawy> ive been sent from the world health organisations, in my back pack i have canisters of prozac which are to be freely distributed amongst the needy

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<MrZebra> I mean, she doesn't look like Mel, who had a face like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

<MrZebra> they were a wierd couple... they seemed apalled at the idea of sharing anything

<MrZebra> Mel was a real 2 bagger... a paper bag over her head, and one over yours in case hers comes off

<@TIMMAAAAH> RIBURAR TIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(RabidCat): Wank wank wank (RabidCat): AInt the same as real sex

<talula> are those people reading this and laughing at me?

(Viljami): what do you think about homosexuality (Melissa^_): homosexuality is way cool

* Absinthe^ farts

<MrZebra> don't be a lesbian-vampire-hog <Liz^> they're MY lesbian vampires!

<sheer> I microwaved a cup of soap once. Was hard opening the door of the microwave, but I figured it out

<voodo_dol> richard nixon isnt autistic <voodo_dol> hes dead

* TheBumble loves myst`` too .. in her hairy, abominble way :)

* [tim] guides Aloisius over to myst`` and they pounce jointly <TheBumble> her jaw just dropped!

* [tim] guides Aloisius over to myst`` and they pounce jointly * myst`` crawls into her corner !

* [tim] adjusts his thong <Scotty`> wanna go get saucy w/ me? =)

* [tim] guides Aloisius over to myst`` and they pounce jointly * myst`` crawls into her corner ! <TheBumble> her jaw just dropped! <myst``> yes, and if you peeked, i'm going to bap you * myst`` is glad she's not the ONLY one to be teased!

<[tim]> Hungry for raw animal sex!! * myst`` is glad she's not the ONLY one!!

* Coolhouse retreats to the corner with a throbbing head <myst``> which head???? <Coolhouse> we called it jimmy and she just put it on :)

(Balrog): If I were a scientist, I'd clone hotdogs.

<VoHuhes> Are you the reason God made Oklahoma?

<DarkFlib> yeah....50% of Leicester city council is minorities <DarkFlib> asian/gay/honest

<Pr25o1> admit it : youre jaelous cuz that guy got 54.999 ppl closer to total world domination than you :)

<RoBorg> the entropy of my notes just increased :| i dropped them and they went from an ordered state to a disordered one heh

([MooBot]): Diluted-, I don't remember seeing myass.

(vangosear): no. i wont kill myself (vangosear): im not *THAT* lucky (vangosear): i still have anotehr 70 years to suffer

(vangosear): i was sweet and innocent once (vangosear): then i learned to talk

(Cliffz0rz): when i'm good, it's a bloody miracle

(XtC_Bunny): I wish I could say something quotable. (XtC_Bunny): One day maybe.

whothehell I wish I could say something quotable.

-WindStorm- You want the time? Buy a friggin watch you bum!

VoHuhes hugs the hole goddamn world. Now does everybody feel better?

[01/01/2003] <DarkFlib> I haven't spoke to anyone in here since last year <MrZebra> that's not so bad.. I havn't taken a crap since last year, how do you think I feel :P

<MrZebra> I need armschutze mit killernieten <RoBorg> "for poor protection with killer-rivet " <MrZebra> my spelling may be imperfect :P

<WzlAtWork> Ask your manager questions like. "If I buy a gun on ebay, can I have it delivered here". or "Do you prefer pine or other wooden boxes?"

<RoBorg> q)Explain curved space... use at least 10 pages of equations. Points will be awarded for making up symbols as you go along

(Evilash): i have found a female clone of me :P

<goten|wc3> i got bored.. so I started to DOS my server ... man that was a stupid idea ;/

<DarkFlib> covers the ming extention fully <MrZebra^> lol that just sounds... dirty...

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

<voodo_dol> hah, he bailed on us for #teensex

<voodo_dol> im gonna get some nads next

* Diluted- plays <<Loser.mp3 - BECK 03:54>> (apone): whoa my theme song

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<MrZebra> I was just reading though some papers and I tried to use the mouse wheel to turn the page...

(T-Jay): I just heard "she's still alive" but I don't know if they were referring to Tony's mother or Marlena.

<May``> anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone who drives slower than me is an idiot...

<Absinthe^> my mous just died in my hands. what could it be ? <not-me> old age? <Absinthe^> friggin hard only using keyboard <not-me> oh, i thought you meant a real mouse

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<NiteWrk> I like weapons

<voodo_dol> i cook everyday and i dont get excited about cleavers

Oliver blair is doing more than anyone to restrain bush

(Epitaf): wow.. I suck.

<Chartist> I'm special, HEY I'M SPECIAL YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME! I DEMAND IT

<DammRebel> BBQ, Can I turn my oldest boy in, he's entering that teenage thing and I think he is defective...does the warranty cover that?

<daKahuna> thai motorcycle racers are awarded women not trophies for winning

<Dart> whats doin here today? <NiteWrk> we're playing darts

If the plastic melts in the dishwasher, I don't have to put it away.

<Dart> Yes! She can be taught.

<Diluted> kylie minogue so wants me <Chase`> Diluted: is she sending you secret messages in her music videos?

(^Zahar^): Im fucking polite!! (^Zahar^): asshole!!!

<obsessive> i want to be a quote too

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(dILusioN): There's two thigns i hate in the this world.. People intolerant of other peoples cultures.. (dILusioN): And the French!

(jittery_): my connection is so hot i have a fire extinguisher nearby in case of emergencies

<Soleil-M> today I offered Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, George Clooney and Jodie Foster some employement... hehe

* NiteWrk huggles MrZ <MrZebra> that's ok Nite, just don't start humpin' my leg again

<NiteWrk> fuckin with Nite, you get a foot up in your ass

<vangosear> of course, im not called the masturbator of the english languge for nothing

<RdWeary> I once got in touch with my feminine side, it stood me up, doesnt return my calls and got a restraining order

<RdWarrior> good meds make good neighbors

<swampfox> wet? naked? female? were?? *perk*

<RdWarrior> a guidebook for the recently depressed

<Searid> She was jogging. <Searid> Peoplein Seattle do that a lot .. its creepy. <Searid> 'cept in south seattle. They get their exercise running from the cops.

<Cheekysod> u had ur vday sex yet? <Cheekysod> ur killin him myst`` hehe * myst`` thinks about buying a rabbit lol

<HornedOwl> hey Diluted, I'd like to ask that you either add more quotes from me, or remove that one dumb kernel32 one. thanks

* Aloisius has a little smoky with a mushroom cap....

<RdWarri0r> I have a philosophy about laundry " if its doubtful, its dirty"

<Diluted> you can move in and we'll get married :) * Searid laughs. <Searid> I'm male. <Diluted> oh <Diluted> sick * Searid laughs!! <Diluted> u were saying how justin timberlake was 'lickable' <Searid> Quite.

<wibbly> Alcohol, the cause *and* solution to all of lifes problems

<prefet> i'm walking on the fine line between reason and insanity

<May``> McFly is always doing that sorta thing... damn flux capacitor!

<Coolhouse> dont laugh when you're swallowing. You'll spit it out. I think i've told you this before .. [4:39pm] <myst``> yes i know, i need my protein

<wibbly> Drink beer not war (it tastes better.)

* Coolhouse feels like the channel slut :)

* Timmehh feels the channel slut

* Student puts his collar on and goes out to his kennel without having to be told <Timmeh> I have to say... that combination is soooooooooo nice

* Student gushes over myst``

<Coolhouse> up a bit .. more .. no no .. go down! go down! Oh, that's it. Harder ... harder .. faster... oh god that feels so good!! * Coolhouse sits back, completely satisfied

<Shroom> i'm offended that you think i'm easily offended

<HornedOwl> dammit, someone in the next isle has bubble wrap. and the chick that sits next to me just went over there

<WzlAtWork> Bots have feelings too, and don't like being used.

<RdWarrior> if I was in the Hot Tub with 4 chicks, I'd STILL be the only one that didnt get lucky

<RdWarrior> perhaps you can try #diabetes and talk them out of that

<TelePrime> it's tough to find people cognizant of shakespearean textual editing issues

<NiteWrk> if I get any more phone calls today I'm going postal <HornedOwl> what's your number?

* MrZebra pops a cap in Nite's @$$ <MrZebra> oh wait, that wasn't a cap. can I have my ferret back please?

<VanGosEar> HEY! <VanGosEar> there will be no pyromania in the main channel

* RdWarrior returns to the Lara Croft lookalikes

<RdWarrior> I used to have buns of steel, now all I have is an ass of lead

<RdWarrior> If you keep putting up my quotes, people will know I am crazy

<RdWarrior> be vewwy vewwy kwiet, I'm a huntin weebles

<wibbly> when the beer comes in, the mind goes out, which makes room for more beer

<wibbly> He who buries his head in the sand to avoid the danger still leaves his arse sticking up to get blown off...

<ShiftY> I only date girls I can deflate and hide from my father....

<AC-130U> well... peach would prolly dispute me because I'm sometimes saying "uNF" ;)

[13:22] <Aliright> I don't do it very often, usually just hang right here

<Abruptum> Just ignore them and find a better channel like this one :)

<Cliffz0rz> "You must master your joystick like a fisherman masters bait!"

<LumiBear> i have a lil willy

<sweetpete> I got big balls. Just like AC/DC's song.

<HornedOwl> I married an alien :)

<RockStar> "My name is Bond......James Bond",he says;"My name is Off......Fuck Off!" she did replied"

<RdWarrior> I am the Phantom of the moproom

<RdWarrior> I used to have six-pack abs, now I have sack of barley abs

<RdWarrior> shit, pretty soon that quote thing will enable a police artist to do a profile

<mingus> insanity is the last refuge of a healthy mind in todays sane world

<RdAFK> its always hard to tell the cutting edge from the back of the blade

<Elspuddy> balls on stand by sir

<vangosear> youve heard of caller id? <vangosear> they should have caller IQ

<@RdWarier> ridin the split, those were the days

<clashboy> i want a pdp11 soooo bad! <clashboy> i need a life

<dims> i never have thought anything i did was important so i reckon I'm safe

<Diluted> hahahahaha <Diluted> cipher.. what joke ?

<RdWarrior> you've seen my cooking? <Arribaxx> boiling peanuts in a crock pot? now, that's even more obscene!!! hehe!

<May``> galaretka w czekoladzie

* ^meli is so hot <TCWeasel> Yes, yes you are meli. <^meli> wzl not that kind of hot :P

<WzlAtWork> I am the true Batman!

<Diluted> stuff Associated with Louisiana ??? <Soleil-M> incest

<RdWarrior> they said it isnt Viagra, but every time I take one of these blue pills, my stories get longer

<`nicole> lets all take a 'no bf with crazy ex gf vow' for lent ;)

<MrZebra> that's what you get when you have an IQ matched only by a retarded potato

<MrZebra> there were 2 versions installed ... it was using the wrong one ... lets never speak of this again

* RoBorg smax pro on the forhead with a spoon <Pr25o1> there is no spoon, you m0r0n. <RoBorg> Just try to realise the truth... <RoBorg> the spoon will be added later by some sort of SGI workstation...

<DarkFlib> I've considered skip raiding the building at uni.....since it is a dump...

<mingus> to think it is expected to get addicted to get addicted to think

<sutem> hi noescom <sutem> i thought about that virginity stuff <sutem> i can help you

<`XooBee`> i spent most of my time staring at the beavers and giggling

<firefly`> persons are like buses, another one eventually comes

<bsod> life is just a pool of suffering until you drown

<^Balrog^> There is no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks. :)

<mrizzo> pharmaceuticals work for profit, not for cures, remember that! only charities work for cures.....

<AC-130U> Hey! Stay away from my mare!

** Signoff: {Bunny} (Quit: Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked....)

<AC-130U> not having sex is what leads me to stress

<voodo_dol> hooray for boobs P:

* pete__ gropes vampy <vampy-> uhh pete I am a guy * pete__ freezes, and sloooowly moves away

<Scorpaen> i'm so addicted to irc that i haven't played Quake in like 3 months :(

<Raalf> I was wondering why the movie was so dull <Raalf> the screen was frozen

<Soleil-M> I need to know my destiny <Tashee> i predict you will recieve some sarcastic comments in the very near future

<myst``> well at lesst its not a hyenas dick

<myst``> pfft! whipped my ass!

<Diluted> HEY THE QUOTE FEATURE IS ON!

<cipher3> what's the quote feature?

* wibbly wobbles * Daykin2k bobbles * NiteWrk boggles * niende bubbles

<IceQu33n> nah, thats shy dick hardly ever leaves the safety of its foreskin ;) ... omg did i say that??!!!

<IceQu33n> A HARD ON DOES NOT CONSTITUTE PERSONAL GROWTH

<IceQu33n> i don't blow i suck

<dims> i had a gal tell me she wasn't interested in anything under 10 inches and I told her I wouldn't fold it in half for anyone. she laughed but didn't go for it

<dims> whatever does not kill me shall make me bitter as fuck

<myst``> somebody say something pervy

* mazdachic Quit: God made shit and honda put wheels on it

* MrZebra tries to weigh up the benefits of having a snack against the costs of getting up to find one <MrZebra> not that I'm really lazy or anything

<IceQu33n> well hurry up, its not fun by myself

<Coolhouse> not had some in 12 months LIAR!!!!!!!!

* IceQu33n tosses justin

<WzlAtWork> Stop questioning my cheese.

<SthrnSqrl> I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

Dkanjl should stop adding quotes at his current pace

<HornedOwl> meps military entrance processing something beginning with s

<LiL_MoE> hi there <IRPeach> hi <LiL_MoE> asl <IRPeach> no <LiL_MoE> wtf? <IRPeach> I don't do asl crap. I'm not here to get hit on. * LiL_MoE was kicked by X

<voodo_dol> king friday the 13th is having a conniption because prince tuesday rode his large tricycle

<Pr25o1> do u use any kinda specialized conditioner when u wash ur clothes ? [22:40] <MrZebra> nope [22:40] <MrZebra> I just don't wash them

<wibbly> "Suicide Bombing Class, Lesson One: Now watch this carefully- I'm only going to do it once."

<MrZebra> vi? why not just cut both your arms off and type with your nose?

<Galliath> well im dum struck <Galliath> well maybe its just dum

<RoBorg> I'm going to write a program to debug programs <MrZebra> You could call it a debugger <RoBorg> What a stupid name, I'm going to call it 'UnBugger'

<Aho1> depression can be a blessing it can be a barstard/bitch of a life, once touched there ain't no way you can turn back. but thank gud there are others out there with the same 'gift'

<MrZebra> planks constant = an immovable piece of wood

<fATUGLY> why do u like fat chicks Dano? <Dano`> because they are everything a man likes, but amplified even more <Dano`> arse

<voodo_dol> and why are bathroom carpeters so flippin fond of SHAG?

<IRPeach> but - you will have a fuzzy toilet then. hehe

<SthrnSqrl> Heh...I went to #Linuxhelp earlier....it looks like a hangout for IRCOPS <ToRMeNTeD> must be an IRCDONUT shop nearby

wibbly de-bagelises `XooBee`

<VanGosEar> i was told i had a voice so sweet that i could put a diabetic in a coma

[4:48pm] Â·myst``Â· i like E-Rotica :)

<SthrnSqrl> Nite!....you know I have virgin Ears! <^meli> probaly the only thing left on you that is a virgin <IRPeach> melia: 1 skwerl: 0

<wibbly> I'm not in a position to judge for some carbon based bipedal species on the outer arm of a crappy universe on the boring part of the universe

<RdAFK> failing to notice the previous road conditions is like driving blindfolded ( RdWarrior )

<Ranger1> He [AJ] once nearly gave me a guided tour of his "C:\Women" directory <MrZebra> followed by a brisk stroll through C:\Men, and a mad dash past C:\Other

<IRPeach> cat farts are really bad too :o/

<RoBorg> earthing is for mortals

<dohtem> There`s something about a cheerleader costume. A monkey dressed in one would look gorgeous.

<ZimZum> me and the crew found it more politically correct to use the term... <ZimZum> GHAY <ZimZum> as aposed to offending fags by saying GAY

<Galliath> greg needs to sit infront of a screen to recharge, he has his dehumidifier and a vcr with no tv that i lent him to simulate the computer experience, but it just insnt the same

* Rowlffie humps myst``'S LEG AND fondles Coolhouse

<Rowlffie> BRITISH!! Damn those english bastrdS!!...

<Rowlffie> Afterbnoon! <Rowlffie> I hav efood on mu keuboard..

<Coolhouse> ok, myst`` has it's sleek hardness in her hands

<myst``> i'm still waiting for you to talk dirty to me ....

<AC-130U> i just scared dog by passing gas :/

<MrZebra> I just found out you can't patent an inflatable sex donkey

<myst``> she's into inflicting pain????? yikes! <Rowlff> ... Which is obvioulsy a good thing

<auk> ok, so, imagine one of those bat-like things from episode 4 where the milennium falcon was inside an asteroid space worm. remember? they were hiding from a star destroyer. ok, so, if Han shot one of those things (they are called mynocks btw), and a brand new blaster and a few credits fell out, would you *ever* watch that movie again?

<asm> i'm drunk and horny. we all have our problems.

<Galliath> do, well arn't i a silly billy <MrZebra> not the exact phrase I'd use, but yeah something like that

<deformity> and i am a brocolli stick, with an IQ of 7, i am the smartest of the plants

<voodo_dol> who the heck sends a busted mouse to a shop for repairs? * RoBorg buries them in the garden with a little wooden cross... <RoBorg> and a simple ceremony... nothing elaborate.... close friends and family only

<vangosear> poli - many tics = small blood sucking creatures

<blaak> well they come to the netherlands to buy the magic grass

<Morse> Linux sux, anyway. <Morse> In fact, I'd go as far to say that it sucks the putrid sputum out of a dead rhesus monkey's arse.

<MrZebra> ro... so can u tell us how to fold space for instant matter transportation? <RoBorg> I'm only on lecture 2... ask me again at lecture 15

<deformity> asking a nerd is much more convenient than loading up a browser

* wibbly is BACK - I was gone for: 1741wks 6days 19hrs 38mins 49secs

<Badd3viL> God is a girl

<Sixx66> Vlad the Empaler had a garden with 25 000 empaled ppl <Rippey> vlad was a sick puppy! <dohtem> But a damn good gardener.

<StarTears> download my foot outta your ass

<jittery_> i had everything of rammstein b4 my puter crashed cuz of the porn on it

<w00fer> cellphone hookup to my laptop thru a hacked netzero account... IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!

<RoBorg> tell us other things you have wiped on you... its fascniating

<MrZebra> LET IT BE PUBLICALLY KNOW THAT I DISOWN MY BROTHER ROBORG BECAUSE OF HIS INDENTING STYLE

<[-^-]> Do you know where I can find Source Programs about Database ?

[01:16] <w00fer> where can i buy my Mr. Zebra tee-shirt?

<blue-eyed> well, this is going over like a fart in a whirlwind

<slugbait> nothing like waking up with your knackers stook too your leg

<w00fer> i think darkflib's father is a narcotics agent <w00fer> the acron [acorn] never falls far from the tree, as they say

<Partin> ...my shrink thinks I have a personality .....

<MaX^PoWeR> !!!!ALERT!!!! 24 hrs service (during d day closed :-))

<NotAtilla> you can bounce a quarter off my back and down a jet at 36k feet

08:33] <May``> can't. my open sores still haven't healed.

* asm-X has a linux pocket protector * Pixelina has chastitybelt

<vangosear> once you pull the pin out of mr. grenade, he is no longer your friend

<mo0> I AM MOODCOW <mo0> I LIKE TO BITCH

02:37PM <w00fer> if only we could burn spam and cookies for fuel

<^Godzilla> If it gets any more humid here, I won't need to shower.

<wO0fer> it's like a naked chipmonk orgy, but different....

<LALLUP> hey from where r u to have such cool name? <kanzra> help me <kanzra> actual idoit alert

<Ribs> I'm gonna get rich one day with an invention that will allow you to stab people in the eye over the Internet.

<RoBorg> It asked for a CD key so I just hit next and it installed anyway

<HornedOwl> in my prime, my computers were called box1, box2, box3, box4, box5, and nb1. Honey wouldn't let me name the cats ;)

<w00fer> i think i spend 35% of my time thinking about breasts <w00fer> this is genetic, i am sure

<VeNoMouS> sex0r, hax0r, eatz0r, smokz0r - all the 4 food groups of life

<sagramore> type without typing <MrZebra> type without typing, how zen is that <sagramore> pretty damn zen if you ask me

<vangosear> woah i farted <vangosear> damn <vangosear> ive offended me

[8:46pm] <myst``> Monday night porn!

<vangosear> tiramisu icecream, its like god in a small paper carton.

-X- ** SUSPENDED ** - Expires in 0 days, 00:01:04 (Level 501)

<|Robert|> my x-girlfriend come on IRC and haunts me <cbdavis> my girlfriend knows nothing about computers... and i'm not gonna teach her.. just for that reason

<theshell> I wish animals didn't feel pain, or were prone to injury, cos then I would kick them all day long

<Orthia> Sapir whorf hypotheisis: if oyu use a stupid language your IQ decreases over time

<diranged> my friend has a norwegian cat who is psychopath <diranged> kills squirrels and bites their heads off

<wibbles> 4 mice on my desk :S <RoBorg> starve them, then make them fight to the death for scraps off food... that way you'll be left with the strongest one

<Scorpaen> i have more network adapters than friends

<Beans> I'm begining to think it's true that Birmingham is more dangerous than london

<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"

* Journyman checks his email <Journyman> I CAN ENLARGE MY PENIS BY 2-3 INCHES <SJr|Tecra> wow that means your penis would be 2-3 inches.

<Pixelina> we were just laugh...err.. talking about you

<StarTears> so wibbly how big is this unzipped?

<Pixelina> hmm.. ordering a new 'puter at Dell.. question #4 at checkout "Will this computer be used in association with weapons for massdestruction ie. nuclear technology, missile technology, biological or chemical warfare? yes() no()"

* DarkFlib is learning to build jet engines today <Pixelina> so why/where are you learning to build jet engines <DarkFlib> just incase I ever need to build a cruise missile

* Quits: MoonKitty (Quit: wetness and almost nekkid bodies... whoo!)

<myst``> oh i seeeee....we have to be politically correct here. colin cleaning as opposed to rip roaring farting.

<Coolhouse> hey we have an enema kit!

<Coolhouse> nah i'm so full of shit i'll never flush it all out

<RdWarrior> hard work never killed anyone, it merely tortures them

<Pixelina> they use to call me Tyranosaurus Pix

Coolhouse 'Now why the hell can't i get my finger in there?'

myst`` "Yeah ..It's batshit."

myst`` sea birds my ass! lol

Coolhouse 'A group of chickens is called a KFC party bucket'

<_8iron> u think hitler could sell macs?

<myst``> I typed zeros instead of o

myst`` "it's like little turds stuck on a stick"

<myst``> i'd hate to be a sea cucumber

<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username

<wibbly> my brother saw a cat get run over and saw its head splat against a tree. He's never eaten spam since.

<vangosear> you have the right to remain silent, ifyou give up the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you

<Preet> "the only difference betweeen summer and winter in the UK is the fog and rain is slightly warmer"

<RoBorg> zilog? weren't they the bad guys on battlestar galactica?

* MrZebra draws a salt pentagram, lights some candles and summons TrivBot * Triv`Bot (dream4life@CPE-65-30-208-200.wi.rr.com) has joined #mysts-trivia

<Coolhouse> fuck the french (with a broom) <Coolhouse> cos I wouldn't fuck anything french with a stolen dildo, never mind anything physically attached to my body

[5:00pm] * myst`` needs serious help

<arcane> man I dreamt I was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, thats kind of disturbing. I guess as long as I didnt have sex with anyone it's not that bad ;)

<Ribs> darko``: Fuck off dude :P <darko``> I M FUCKS OF OKEY

<Coolhouse> hey! Only I am allowed to spray sticky substances

<Soleil-M> hehe.... on a forum someone asked "define love".. and i said "love is when a woman likes my penis" .. first thing that came to my mind

<Butch> "You don't know what Love is," she'd said, which was ridiculous. OF COURSE Butch knew what Love was. Love was something you had to rip out of people, just slice open their gut and rip it out, because no one wanted to give it freely. Then you had to put it in a jar before--- No, no, wait. That was SPLEENS. She was right. He had no idea what Love was.

<RoBorg> I thought you'd be used to humiliating defeat by now <RoBorg> you must have some french blood in you

<w00fer> dancing bugs, trashing out my house, scratching up all my cds <RoBorg> r00ting j00r b0x3n

<robb> some people really need to learn better engrish

<Krafo> does Spybot cleans up porn dialers? <LilWashu> how did all the p0rn get there in the first place? :) <Krafo> ask my father and he will tell you

* MrZebra tries to poke DrN in the eye with an open source stick, but unfortunately it has no documentation and an awful user interface

<kblah> i'd fist rape a nun for a muscle relaxer

* myst`` jiggles her ta ta's to funky music

<asm> am i the only one Raalf's trying to finger?

<AbbyNorml> paid 500 bucks to spend an afternoon strapped to a table and NO sex?!?!

<Pixelina> why does it do this: <Pixelina> [19:56] <Digerati\> i get free porn online and on tv any time i want :D <Pixelina> [19:56] * Digerati\ was kicked by [raSCal] (Undernet Anti Spam Campaign - http://www.digiways.com/~pingu/antispam.html - MrZebra) <RoBorg> 'free porn' is probably a trigger * You were kicked by Raalf (Undernet Anti Spam Campaign - http://www.digiways.com/~pingu/antispam.html - MrZebra)

<@|Sofa|> lol "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet

<RdWarrior> if you find distilled/deionized water interesting you will really LOVE daytime TV

<PreetBath> actually, im just as bad with my b/f * PreetBath bends ovr and says MORE MORE"" <PreetBath> erm....... g/f ***

<|omni|> I think about how it was when all we had was Windows 95 <|omni|> and I cry myself to sleep

<jittery_> all the usa's news services were gung ho for the war without question, now we find out everything was a lie, no wmd, no radio controlled controlled planes, no scuds, no u235, no anthrax, no sarin, nothing, absolutely nothing. it was all a lie <RdWarrior> well lets put the murderous dictator back on the throne and say "my bad"

<_SToRMy_> You guys are a load of fun when you're not waging jihad :)

<Pixelina> you still have those nice assed plumbers over?

<asm> what's wrong with ircii ?

<LadyDark> why the fuck am i a girl again

<MrZebra> you could try the ancient english rain dance, also known as cricket

<wibbly> canadian dollars? <craigzip> no, real money

<gnuman> hello mrzebu [MrZebra says "Tell him he's a fag"] <RoBorg> MrZ says hi

<K_F> well, if they were in a different mood I'd get an inflatable doll and handcuffs or something

<{RA}> Perl! <MrZebra> {RA} : watch the language.. <MrZebra> no need for obscenities

<MrZebra> rofl ro just went AAAAARGH and chucked pieces of dad's digital camera over the floor

<RdWarrior> never look for logic and government in the same place

<acidattac> god I love the bass in these speakers * acidattac licks the speaker <acidattac> ooo <acidattac> bass on my tongue <acidattac> LOL <acidattac> can't believe I just did that <acidattac> the cone is wet :/

<acidattac> "maybe they're not lesbains, maybe they're just smelling eachother's hair." <acidattac> and she said "you just caught me getting out of the shower"

<IRPeach> Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

<RoBorg> The UK is part of Europe in the same way the USA is part of the world

<asm-X> nothing like the screams of innocent teenagers to help me unwind

<Johnnny47> is a dirty old man with a dirty young man inside

<cbdavis> i wouldn't build a server with a via chipset for a free bj

<Dannyboy-> there is no manual man || <asm-X> there is ALWAYS a manual - just look online || <Dannyboy-> oh good idea

* `XooBee` makes rabid foaming noises

*** RoBorg has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) *** RoBorg has joined #programmer <RoBorg> I pointed my desk fan at me instead of my CPU - big mistake :/

<arcane> last time it took 2 hours for him to explain he couldnt move a maximized window, only he forgot what he was asking

<DeathCode> why can't i write binary in windows calculator 0001001 ?? it writes are 1001

<MrZebra> sometimes it's an IRQ fault, sometimes an NTFS fault, sometimes other stuff that I can't remember

<MrZebra> I am beginning to suspect that the topic of Twinkies is too controversial for this channel

<arcane> if I had a chick though, she'd be athletic and would help me move shit at least :P <Levercham> i would rather she not be able to move it, then you dont have to worry about coming home everyday to your shit all scattered about

* DrN can't use voice recognition... If I did my code would be strewn with profanity and it would take even longer to get the crap to work.

<fruckie> never trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and doesn't die.

[22:04] <MrZebra> nobody messes with my code *g*

<vangosear> i bought an electric toothbrush <vangosear> mmmm teethgasms

<^meli> i must be going through my sexual peak cause i have been horrible in here lately

* Raalf always wears skirts

<MrZebra> my internet connection is slower than a cripple carrying a dead donkey

* Raalf headbangs to Tori <RoBusy> yes tori makes me want to knock myself unconscious too

<deformitt> i wonder what the welsh language sounds like <Raalf> Take a sheep from behind, record it, and you have welsh

<TMS> hmmm either you guys had some weird spelling mistakes or this client has a hidden norwegian spell checker

<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon <Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.

<AC-130U> nascar is like a family reunion in alabama, where there will likely be someone getting fucked behind the outhouse before the day is over

* May\wtf changes topic to 'wtf whered my topic go???'

* asm realizes that saying, "well, at least one of us is satisfied," right after sex probably accounts for the vast number of short relationships he's had.

even when i fall in shit, i come out smelling like flowers - which would be ok, but i'm allergic to most flowers

<Ponzk3> wb MrZebra my master

<DrN> whoohoo! I'm special! *mutters* just like everyone else

<wibbly> Knock softly, but firmly. I like soft firm knockers :)

<firefly`> if we men had breasts we would sqirt each other for fun heh

<RdWarrior> if somebody said thay had a case of poutine, I'd expect a quarantine

<TylenoL> into running RW? <SthrnSqrl> only when he hears sirens ;) <RdWarrior> depends on who is chasing

<Furrikain> anyone here good with photoshop? <SJr|Tecra> I'm good at installing it.

<gnuman> heh rock hard testicles straight from the freezer <gnuman> I eat cow testicles al lthe timne <LilWashu> gnuman sure likes testicles <gnuman> pickled testicles taste good

<Soleil-M> I think my first sexual experience was at the age of 11 <Parv_> and how old was the goat? <Soleil-M> and I think she also gave birth... <Parv_> well for your sake i hope it really was a goat <Soleil-M> actually it's most likely a donkey

<ZebraHTTP> totally rewrote the HTTP code for AntiSpam script <voodo_dol> you lead a wild life (:

<vangosear> If Clark Kent accidentally took of his galsses while at work would every be all surprised and be like, "Look it's Superman!" and, "Where'd Clark go?"

<|omni|> I HOPE more stuff can go wrong because...I really...really haven't had enough YET!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * |omni| (~omni@net146.limelyte.net) Quit (*.net *.split)

* IRPeach rarely gets up at the ass-crack of dawn <IRPeach> the ass-crack of noon, however? I'm there.

<Johnnny47> but its like..where would you go in alabama anyway? <RdWarrior> lol, AWAY

<MrZebra> dammit, I'm too busy coding to be expected to know what month it is

Suicide by bad programming: [19:18] * MrZebra was kicked by MrZebra (Undernet Anti Spam Campaign - http://AntiSpam.1337Robotics.com/ - MrZebra)

<Earguana> how do i make stabbing someone in the face 152 times look like an accident?

<RoBorg> downloads this month: 43gb <RoBorg> uploads this month: 156gb <RoBorg> I feel so disgustingly generous

Revenge! * peer (0xab0de@salope.be) Quit (Ping timeout)

<Earguana> MILK OF MAGNESIA TASTES LIKE MINTY SNOT

<MrZebra> oh the responsibilities of being an op...

<CyanAngel> smells like there is no live for a long long time <MrZebra> The stench of death is actually coming from the rotting pile of romanian lamers in the basement

<asm-X> if ignorance is bliss, you must be having one hell of an orgasm

* Omiros was kicked by MrZebra (please learn to read, understand, and act on instructions. alternatively, just fuck off)

* MrZebra changes topic to 'Welcome to Pixelina's Cyber Sex Class. First lesson free!!'

<Liz^> lol is Ralf the channel pedophile?

<dogten> c++ is like html but harder

<A-Fro-Man> What the people say is, "Dr. Zebra is by far the best."

<AC-130U> that is. one. huge. fucking. dick. :P <^meli> where?

<RdWarrior> I had a large beetle nearly knock me off the bike with a chest hit at 60

<Plaid> this is the first time I've had memory loss from drinking

<asm-X> i'm up to my ass in amusement

<cbdavis> i didn't diss quake... just games in general, excluding quake

<clausty> *pin drop* <AC-130U> *bang!* <AC-130U> thermonuclear pins... yeah.

<Silme> the camera works <Silme> *died of laughter upon getting a poppingup image of self during installation*

<Silme> if i start thinking, it gets worse <Silme> its my number one known weakness

<vangosear> uh its supposed to be marijuana ... but it smells like spiced sweat socks

<Journyman> collind stalking isnt a real relationship!

<deformity> what does a sumo diet consist of? <TCA> Everything that isn't tied down or moving away at a decent pace

<wibbly> if I was wearing a t-shirt that says "NO! I DO NOT WANT FRIES WITH THAT" - I'd still get asked that :p

<Spliffy> you see, this is fair... love or go to hell <RoBorg> so if I love satan I won't go to hell?

<Russs> "hi ade, ive fukd ur 15yo daughter"

<gnuman> I saw LOTR Two Towers and man Elijah Wood looks scarier than the darn orcs

<tikoy> wat is the 3 best books in C++? :) <trulygone> u need to find reviews from known experts not from 13 year old hackers, moaning its not got enough pictures of Winni the Poo

<Plaid> I am going to assume that a cheese pastie is a snack food and not something that I would stick over my nipples

<Luciferin> a satanic bunny looks quite ridiculous actually

<wibbly> arggghhh! I can't believe for an irc quiz "What is a female deer?" I answered "doh" instead of "doe" :p

<bluecobra> i began to like utf-8 :) <jackfig> well, around here the most common character set is wtf ...

<meeb> PLEASE TAKE NOTE, DUE TO THE RECENT FLOOD ATTACKS IN HERE, AND MORE ON THE WAY, THE S IN ## IS NOW SET TO STRICT, DO NOT SPAM, REPEAT OR FLOOD OR YOU WILL BE DISCONNECTED * meeb (meeb@staff.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (You are violating QuakeNet rules. Please read http://www.quakenet.org/rules/. ID: 1832890))) * Preston sets mode: +b *!*meeb@*.quakenet.org

<asm> The box said, "Require Windows 98 or better." - So I installed Linux

<asm-X> sometimes i feel about as welcome as a viagra salesman at a lesbian convention .

<Silmae> well they spoke german then switched to finnish when speaking to me. :p it was rather amusing to tell them in german that i dont speak finnish very well. <Silmae> they left immediately.

<Liz^> and now im baking chocolate chip cookies that were SUPPOSED to be for the bake sale. but Im *so* hiding them and eating them cause theyre so good :)

<cam> don't say that, you'll give my brain ideas

<BoooM0r> Galliath: i think it's arbitrary, a good indications that there is no "name" for them is that s,p,d,f, are subsequent letters in the alphabet

<Raalf> I was in a car with someone and he wanted to smoke, I asked him not to, because it made me sick, but he did tho. I puked all over his car, he wasn't happy, I didn't care. :D

<Luminous> it just that most seem to have a cock on em thats all

<`john> i have routable ips :P <`john> rewtable :) <MrZebra> r00table? <`john> w00table

<MrZebra> yea, windows calculator can do it <MrZebra> you just need the 1337 skillz ;)

<asm-X> I am old enough to recall when 1200 baud was high end telecommunications

<Chipr> chipr died and went to hell || <karmacop> how fast is the internet in hell || <asm-X> the internet in hell - i think that's where 300 baud modems go when they expire ?

<Psibr> my other wacky friends in high school, the neo nazi wanna bes ended up with business degrees and working in investment banking.

<`XooBee`> heh i heard myself snore once <`XooBee`> i was so shocked i woke up

<Scott001> Your sense of humor is your best feature <Veronika9> geee most say its my tits

* hairspidr examines niende's intimate female parts <niende> her?!? <niende> me no she * hairspidr gets a nasty surprise

<asm-X> i'm a heterosexual male - i'd fuck almost anything with a cunt and a pulse

really need a bottle of bourbon and a couple of virgin sacrifices

<asm-X> argh. fuck. kill

<MrZebra> god... jerry springer and judge judy.... "watch stupid white trash have a slagging match over stuff you don't care about!"

<asm-X> there's nothing wrong with vi <MrZebra> ROFL <MrZebra> *wipes tears of laugter from eyes* <MrZebra> good one asm * asm-X is serious.

<`BuNnY`> my kitty has fleas and they just happen to love me

<Miriya> whenever I hear mandelbrot I am getting hungry <wibbly> brot = bread? <Miriya> yes, and mandel = almond <wibbly> mmmmm.... mandelbrot.... <droool>

<wibbly> knock softly but firmly, I like soft firm knockers

<Pr25o1> whats a good alternative to netmeeting ? <Raalf> lufthansa

<MrZebra> hi <Ribs> tart <MrZebra> bint <Ribs> slut <MrZebra> slapper <Ribs> slag <MrZebra> whore <Ribs> Well, I enjoyed that little conversation... But I gotta go out.. ttfn <MrZebra> heh cya

<faith2> in the fabric of the universe all pain counts, thats why buddha recognised the life of even the smallest ant <RdWarrior> of course the smallest ant didnt give a rats ass about buddha

<AC-130U> holy heavily seasoned chex mix! :P

<MrZebra> all you gotta do is walk into france, shout BANG and watch the white flags go up

<asm-X> has the iq of the room dropped suddenly while i was sleeping? <DrN> nah. only since ya woke up.

<asm-X> the 80s was the best time I can't remember ;-)

<Error23> You mean you don't want to whip him? <Error23> Damn why did I say that when I don't really want to know.

<Error23> I think I will have to have people take the genitals of my enemies as trophies.

<myst``> oh, i thought maybe the plural of penis would be, er, generous?

<Coolhouse> You have to wonder whether the guy who invented fire was really rubbing sticks ...

<MrZebra> I just realised I know someone called moo, someone called m0o, someone called m00 and someone called mÃ¸Ã¸

<asm-X> mostly because I don't do windows much anymore <MrZebra> did anyone hear a little noise just then? <RoBorg> like a million souls crying out and then suddenly silenced? <MrZebra> no, more like a million souls posting "me too" on slashdot

<asm-X> come to think of it, i've little time to waste on pointless endeavors * asm has been idle 183hrs 30mins 21secs, signed on Sun Dec 21 05:41:41

<RoBorg> I hear voices telling me to kill people, but then I just tell MrZ to shut up

<Al`Ashrad> well tell Coolhouse to stop going down on you * myst`` removes her clothes lolol

<myst``> o rmayby i'm just talking out of my ass lol

<Ribs> my speakers are broke <Ribs> they only turn up now :/

<May``> lol Coolhouse... you can get into LOTS of things with more than 4"....

<nganga> if you ask me, politics is a lot farther off topic than YPZ's GF's porn-loving mama, who is a *real* interesting case.

<myst> omg...i was just going to say something, but i just realised how perverted it would sound lol

<AC-130U> my intense 30min workout consists of relieving my... uhh, nevermind.

<asm-X> don't know if i could help such an individual, i'm not fluent in idiot

<vampy-> people are ignorant <mingus> yeah, some of them smell funny aswell vampy

<Imoria> clothing is that only thing that keeps me out of jail

<Tsubaki> I think I flushed a hamster once

<mingus> !seen alissa^_ <[MooBot]> alissa^_ was last seen quitting from #Depression 20 minutes ago stating (Quit: fuck you mingus).

<plod> i really must stop chewing my clothes

<wibbly> nah, I've never been to africa yet <Mojokoko> ick.. africa <Mojokoko> id rather go to egypt * wibbly should not be suprised at geography of most americans

<IRPeach> er. creamy stuff then liquid

<asm> I never tried to be an asshole, I was just so damned good at it.

<voodo_dol> i was shocked to discover that im a cool mom P:

<voodo_dol> im going to hang all of these children by their toenails

HappyTits I'm actually a rampant bovine-oriented homosexual

<Coolhouse> well on that philospophy, one would hope one is never horny in a public place

<ReDXII> viva la jizzum!

<Bu5H> hax0ring in windows makes me feel like a n00b

<rootSQR> what's the best time for a function that checks if a binary tree is AVL? <vawjr> 3:17PM on Tuesdays <PMP> But only if the moon is a waxing gibbous.

* asm drops everything and runs around screaming.

* Coolhouse likes the idea of 'falling' into .. err onto myst``

<Engelchen> I cannot be quoted - just like I cannot be photographed

<IlIIllIII> if it looks like spam and isnt spam, dont touch it <AC-130U> if it looks like spam and is spam, still don't touch it ;)

<rennie> well i saw helts picture just before i had a 17 hour sleep and had the most vicious nightmares

<paxilbear> you know how they used to make cheese without a culture? <paxilbear> urinate in full cream milk <^nocturne> i have nothing agaisnt urination but as long as its in a toilet, not in cheese

<AC-130U> nutscrape just closed prematurely <IRPeach> 'round here we call that a "crash"

<saviola02> hola <saviola02> hola <saviola02> hola <MrZebra> we heard you the first time... you were an idiot then, too

<RoBorg> grrr I want to get fit(ter) but I *know* I'll feel like crap

* voodo_dol enjoys flesh

<hollalone> u can actually full body army camoflauge suits that make u look like a swamp monster.. <fatlilbug> heheh, swamp monster :) <hollalone> technical term.. but you can look like a swamp monster! think of all the many uses like urm... jumping out from swamps...

<fatlilbug> hm, she's a cutie dano, rowr <Dano^> thanks fatlilbug <Aho1> As Richard would say ''there's filth in those eyes'' lol

<MommaStar> a good lock makes for good roommates

<IRPeach> I think I'm finding myself <IRPeach> or I'm at least figuring out how to be a really exceptional pain in the ass

<fatlilbug> remember kids, manslaughter is only one letter away from man-laughter

<Merc> ive had this cat 2 days, both mornings she's had me up at 6am <Merc> treating my arm as if it had broken in to burglar me

<fatlilbug> let's face it, our bodies are weird, and when naked, they do weird things

<fatlilbug> I bet there's some macguyver-esque situation where my chest hair will come in handy :( <fatlilbug> where I need to shave it and use it to block a drain to keep uranium from leaking out or something

<`XooBee`> i still like the chunky ones best

<Bradester> Somebody named "BLIAD THE IMPALER" is afraid of keyboard ickies? Is you little sword made of Nerf?

<vaporlock> You should have written that in feces. It's the only medium that does your mind's vomit any justice.

<MrZebra> as I said earlier, it's the only way I can get any :P

<myst``> the spelling of it'sw wrong

* ^dan is away: smoking crack in the back of a stairwell at the projects

<`XooBee`> im not arguing <`XooBee`> im right:)

<Amarande> i papercut myself on a scratch lotto the other day :/

<karma_> psychiatry is about as inexact a "science" as you can get <karma_> it's like 2 steps removed from being a witch doctor <karma_> shit you might as well slap a leech on my forehead and give me a good bleeding

<RoBorg> wait... that's not :D... that's not :D at all

<RdWarrior> I bought a light fixture today, but my french sucks, so its either a light fixture or a LOT of licorice

<DrN> Seems to me that the more powerfull computers become, the less inteligent the common computer user becomes.

<fatlilbug> that's a 73K jpeg too.. how could it look that bad? <fatlilbug> I figured maybe if they compressed it down to like 10k that would explain her face

<rennie> how can you take somebody that spraypaints his leather trousers while doing intricate groinal tattoes with a tippex brush then goes out to a bar is beyond me

<Zyklon> I bet Oprah's fat, sweaty asscrack smells like a week old tunafish marinated in a wet beerfart.

<fatlilbug> "There is evidence that an abundance of cortisol makes the body store fat preferentially in the abdominal area. However, it certainly isn’t the cause of obesity in America. The cause of obesity in America is largely related to its people shoving whatever isn’t moving down their collective piehole."

<RdWarrior> nobody is nice to me, I love no one, no oneloves me, I am alone and after past experiences with stinking humanity, I like alone

<RdWarrior> you and him alone on the field, one will fall...its the very essence of being male <uselesses> its the very essence of being hit on the head

<IRPeach> can't imagine having my breasts pushed together and up like that. I would feel an urge to speak to them if they were that close to my face. <IRPeach> any of you puts that in a fucking quote and I kick you in the shin!

<myst``> i must sleep like a pretzel or something

<fatspider> but when you poop, it smells like a dead racoon

<fatlilbug> "New research shows that feeding pregnant and breastfeeding test animals soy's active ingredient genistein, which is similar to the female hormone estrogen, produced male offspring with lower testosterone levels and smaller sexual organs." Prevention Mag Sept. 2003

<fatlilbug> there's a movie on cinemax with a kid who gets bullied in his high school, and the janitor showed up and beat on the bullies with his mop!!! <fatlilbug> he did karate and stuffed the mophead in their mouths and stuff

<^Balrog^> Milk is responsible for Americans being oversexed. <^Jenn^> hahaha that's funny, Balrog.. I wish it was <^Jenn^> if it was, I'd be flat on my back or on my knees all day *rhe*

<mu> my tongue is burning, i think it is allergic to red pepper, it seems to always burn

<UnkLGreg> a girlie friend i lost my vergenatey wore day of the wee panties

<fatlilbug> I still want to know how depressed Rock gets all the women <Rock22> bug, i fake being normal :) <Raticide`> you don't fake that very well

<VoHuhes> Does anyone have any ideas of how to get rid of libido? <SthrnSqrl> Get Married, VoHuhes

<VoHuhes> There is no #clueless channel, but anyone can create it.

.ro summed up: <SunKist> dont be rude <k-card> huh <k-card> why

<bsod> all cooking begins with fire <MrZebra> bsod: some of it ends that way, too

* wibbly sniffs RoBorg <RoBorg> wibbly is brave but foolish

<indylatin> A good relationship might be defined as one in which both partners are more satisfied in the security of the union than they could reasonably expect to be outside of it <bookboa> on that note, i'm going to go hang myself

<Scorpaen> oh damn i just found an ant crawling on me <Scorpaen> time to clean the kitchen i suppose

<MrZebra> LPI? <asm> Linux Professional Institute <asm> Certification. <MrZebra> you're getting institutionalised? <MrZebra> oh, certified...

<Kartoffel> hehe, I'd like to have a light saber for a penis

*slugbait goes past jenns house on a dingy boat *^Jenn^ snags sluggie's 'jenny' boat <^Jenn^> arh! i be commandeering this boat! <slugbait> oo-arr no im the skipper <^Jenn^> ah! but pirates be likin' da booty me have!

<DrunkWookie> anyone got a towel? i just read one of these saucy messages and had an 'accident'

<|omni|> I own a proper receptacle * |omni| points at Nomi

<Kartoffel> I've played vampire the masquerade once <Kartoffel> and I couldn't visualize anything, I just saw a group of dorks

<`XooBee`> its awful funny when u hit the gas and the brake at the same time

<Psibr> the FCC is the nerd police. They don't really count

<Coolhouse> eric eats the most (%anything) <Aloisius> pussy too? <Aloisius> or does he eat cock? <Coolhouse> I dunno, you found nibble marks or sommat?

<voodo_dol> im gonna go buy more curtains while im in the mood <RoBorg> women have a curtain-buying mood?

<`XooBee`> i respect ppl for being christian however just because youre christian doesnt mean ill respect you

<SYN|ACK> I've never seen so much poking and probing in one room.

<[DAWGS]Kevin> bah, i hate ciggarettes <wibble> don't smoke then <[DAWGS]Kevin> they are gay, who made them addictive <wibble> ok... you're saying cigs are gay yet you suck them off every day

Kliban: "Cats can see thing we can't."

<myst``> My head is good.

<myst``> but at least he likes you enough to body fluids lolol

Coolhouse puts a condom on the broom and gives the dog a good seeing-to

<raindancr> thats why women pat each other on the back when they hug.. to find the soft spot to put the knife in

[6:57pm] <myst``> perv ;) [6:57pm] <myst``> gonna buy a big one, anyway

<Coolhouse> has anyone else here ever had a bleeding asscrack?

* myst`` would like to put a mirror in front of his face and put a bazooka up his ass

<myst``> but if you can dunk it in coffee...i'll try it :P

<MoonKitty> you swallow it and it's like a sand bag in the tummy

<DeFoRMiTy> I think I'm well in the hole of gayness

<myst``> no, i'm quite sure that if i had them, they were so small that they couldn't possibly be noticed :D

<lukaina> its nice to hear a guy on IRC saying there stroking there guitar for a change

<voodo_dol> Mac_Daddy just made a fungus ejaculate <Mac_Daddy> multiple fungi enjaculated

<TMS> I know some german by looking at movies. it was "ooh helga, schnell" or something

<alex[]> its the AMERICAN WAY <Uncommon> im from romania.. the american way appears to be mcdonalds to me

<Luce`> when you go down theres nothing coming towards your face

<RoBorg> [19:05] <Luce`> must everything be about penises, vaginas and breasts! [19:06] * myst`` has joined #programmer <-- Coincidence?! I think not!

<Telkman> I'm buysexual <Telkman> you buy me something nice, I get real sexual

<oJerry> there are some seriously deranged people on irc <dafffyduck> what do you mean * enygmadae stabs oJerry <oJerry> exactly

<[CyTrO]> is that like semen light? where you get pregnant, but not fat?

<virtualsr> yeah ~ = about, @ = at :-) <KillerJoe> You are correct ~ that <RoBorg> I was ~ to say that :|

*myst* i've got a HUGE raspberry bush growing wild

* MrZebra strokes his whippet

* RoBorg commits a transaction on [MooBot] <MrZebra> for every transaction there is an equal and opposite reaction O_o

<tjillevippen> I'll be damned.. was surfing some pr0n-community for fun made a hoax-account.. and while searching for some gals nextdoor I believe I found my friends MOM

<myst> You added a ban for moobot to moobot?

<myst``> I hope I don't pee on the Earl Spencer!

<Liz> my kid just saw the dead pope on tv <Liz> and she was like <Liz> "Oh no mama! Santa's dead!!!!!!!!!!"

<XooCow> it gets white stuff on it and tastes funny

<MrZebra> it's a little dish I like to call "pasta and whatever else I have that doesn't have too much green fuzz growing on it"

<wibbly> hey i can do two at the same time!

<myst``> lol nobody will play with me, so i have to resort to perfect strangers

<myst``> lol he's at work :P he'll play with me when he gets home

myst`` has a roast beast in the oven

Coolhouse has a pork roast kepnig warm in the tunnel

<Elspuddy|X64> <-- i'm a perverted dj :P

<Elspuddy|X64> lets talk about sex

<RoBorg> nobody ever quotes me *sniffle*

<Steele-> some guy on aol once tried to convince me that aol was the internet and that I was using a pirated EU version of the internet

<myst``> oh my god, that was so pervy of me!

<myst``> where's Waldo? <RoBorg> 4.15<1:)4|15-4<

<myst``> Oh i'm helping you win. Shit!

<Picaroon> i sprained an eyebrow trying to do the Spock one eye thingy

<RdWarrior> I think I have the boredom problem solved, when I get back in sept, I may get a house and open a shelter for stray lesbians

<MrZebra> he comes to me with something really difficult and complicated, gives me an explanation that mostly consists of him waving his arms around and mentioning some CPU registers and vectors, then wants me to give him the answer

<myst> that dog was nothing but a crapping machine, i swear!

<Coolhouse> he has wonderful dildo's, apparently.

<+missie> greg has the makeup

<myst``> I like these virginals

<myst``> plus the great sex :P

<myst``> my sims won't get drunk!

<missie> sedate me baby <missie> so I can learn c sharp

<myst``> on 1:TEXT:#room:*: [ if $speech (val > 0) {/run master supreme pervert } }

<Coolhouse> I have bread stuck in my nostril :(

* missie passed out in a coffee shop

<myst``> holy crow .. I mean cow!

<myst``> when will they be done with what they're doing? <missie> months at this pace

<myst``> you should bring her here, then we'd have czechs and stripes :P

<Sydney`> i stand in the shower with my loofah and go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

<Coolhouse> can you smell my burps?

<myst``> I'm not trying that! It makes my lips tickle!

<Picaroon> I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe

<Coolhouse> damn I have more gas than the Hindenberg

<losingmyedge> I tried a nicotine patch once, but I couldn't get it to stay lit

<Helt> I was reading somewhere on the web that as recent as 1912 i think it was the u.s. built up troops along the canadian border and was considering using gas against the canadians and taking canada <RdWarrior> comic book?

* MrZebra changes topic to 'RoBorg is a n00b' <RoBorg> :'( * MrZebra changes topic to 'RoBorg is a wuss'

<myst``> What is the electronic interweb? Is it a site?

<tribulus> my dog died of throat cancer <tribulus> he didnt even smoke

<cherylj> what you up to mg? <mg_6days> not much, sitting on my butt annoying people :P <cherylj> :) your a teen?

<myst``> did it LOOK poisonous?

<Coolhouse> we used to have weird coffee...it was a liquid.

<myst``> It took it?! It took the cum?!!!

<starrybright> had a customer at work yesterday, his entire purchase consisted of a 12pk of condoms and 7 packs of value butter. lol

<myst``> stop poking! what is it with guys and poking things!

* RoBorg stabs MrZ nicely

<MrZebra> you can't eat my parents! <MrZebra> I need them for money

<voodo_dol> lots of guys do something about it, its called masturbation

<|dave-e|> "The built-in MP3 player allows you to annoy your fellow passengers on public transport."

<Coolhouse> Babe. You need to sit very very still. Because that way your brain has the best chance of finding you when it comes back from wherever it is.

<myst``> Don't you just hate it when your butt sticks to the toilet seat?

<MrZebra> Xride, hi there, you foxy beast

<Coolhouse> my upper back loved it, but my lower back is now calling me all sorts of names and questioning my parentage

<MrZebra> cat orgy! :o <MrZebra> well I expect some more will turn up when it gets going

<MrZebra> rubber gloves, ok, but how is a thong going to help me clean the flat?

<Luce`> i just xsribbvled

<Luce`> i cant eat bananas in public

<used2be> my hubby does. it's quite large! and quite impressive!!

<MrZebra> I can enlarge my.. HEY!

<myst``> what can you, er, enlarge? :P

<myst``> I dunno, you've got me in perv mode now!

<myst``> i shoulda joined the channel, peed on him and marked my territory! :P

11:27<missie> RoBorg: I need help 11:27<missie> since I ma no good at windows 11:27<missie> ma/am

<Architeuthis> it causes a slight numbing of sensation on the cock

<Architeuthis> the question is.. why would ass-sex product be cherry flavored?

<myst``> Don't make me smile because it hurts my white thing .... tooth ...

<fm> you just split irc with the mystery meat?

<BobbyRock> you don't want to know please leave my stupidiy alone

<Thunder^> I AM AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND LINUX

<Ytaya> Sometimes I think my car runs on duct tape and WD40.

<RoBorg> I never got my inflatable donkey

<CpnTripps> hair color, makeup, lipstick, pushup bra, and you want What You See Is What you Get? <CpnTripps> tell me that's not ironic

* hopha touches MrZebra

<Coolhouse> it's either "I wanna get laid" or "Someone pissed me off so I wanna kill em"

<Shadum> flex? <Shadum> yacc? <SeBsZ_1> duplex? <RoBusy> lego?

<Shadum> flex? <Shadum> yacc? <SeBsZ_1> duplex? <RoBorg> lego?

<MrZebra> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

<SeBsZ_1> nuter your pets <SeBsZ_1> and spank them <SeBsZ_1> spank? <SeBsZ_1> spay, sorry

<myst``> That just sucked donkey balls!

<myst``> That just sucked donkey kongs!

<myst``> We're all going to be taken over by robot rats. And that would probably hurt more 'cos they'd have metal teeth.

<@myst``> there is no way on in the world that i would let a robit pinch my boobs flat, cuz it wouldn't know it's olwn stengrth. evar!

<Helt> sexuality is not rational <fairy_mg> it is to me <Helt> well you are english <Helt> ya'll rationalize everything <Helt> we just shoot it if we cant understand it

<myst``> I could have swallowed, and then i'd have been able to talk again

<myst``> I can't get my mouth any bigger than that!

<myst``> omgi spelled my words rihgt! <myst``> right!

<voodo_dol> i played with weebles back in the day

<myst``> You know when you lose your mouse it should squeak. Like a pager.

<myst``> Anything that forms naturally is natural.

<myst``> I don't give a **** how many rain dances you do. You'll never make it rain.

<gemma> yeah i know that crossed my mind too but then i would prefer dognuts

<MrZebra> retarded script kiddies * MrZebra pokes Xride

<myst``> In the bustling, bussy, silly of London!

<myst``> I'm stuck in a plastic bag!

<|dave-e|> I might have 10 nipples or something and never know

<Rick^> who do you think you are you fuckin knuckle dragging, urine stained teeth, mouth breathing, slope headed dimwit

<Luce`> us women are mentalists

<[MooBot]> There are funnier things than bash

<myst``> And if you addquote that, i'll never speak to you again!!!

<myst``> Are you drinking your milk-cow?

<myst``> I *will* put you in cuffs!

<Coolhouse> you really are asking for a decompile of your assembly language back down to your source code followed by a quick rm * aren't you, you little fucking bastard

<myst``> It's a bad thing when you ruin your husbands lovers leap.

<MrZebra> woohoo done it <MrZebra> well it still didn't work <-- #define DONE_IT "Lie about having done it"

<RoBorg> you'd have to have the bulls cut off <RoBorg> from the cows... by a fence...

* voodo_dol gets off on the phone <voodo_dol> err <voodo_dol> off of <wibbly> lol <voodo_dol> hah <Shang-Tsung> *coughs* * voodo_dol blushes

[10/07/05@10:54:20] <@myst``> lol [10/07/05@10:54:49] <@myst``> lol [10/07/05@10:54:49] * myst`` was kicked by [MooBot] (stop repeating) [10/07/05@10:54:50] * Joins: myst`` [10/07/05@10:55:05] <@myst``> lol

<Kolin> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

<wibbly> sure, i'm your friend... now bend over.

<RdWarrior> you know that I blew a rat through the bathroom floor with a shotgun when I was in college in the 70's

<dnorm> pot is not as bad as aspirins or half of the vitamins out there

<RdWarrior> I almost died from smoking a whole lid of weed one night <RdWarrior> but that because it wasnt MINE

<+missie> I am god

<Chr|styne> i was suggested by a friend not to go to France in the summer <Chr|styne> he said it smells like sweat and cheese

<myst``> i don't know why men like boobs...they get in the way most of the time :P

<MrZebra> argh wtf, I keep transposing the conditional operator tokens <RoBorg> that's a problem we've all had to face

<cd|work> jobs suck when you actually have work to do

<[Torgo]> "javascript:" is the devil's skidmark on the underwear of life

<MrZebra> one day, linux/unix users will realise that nobody gives a shit about their load average, and they'll stop pasting it

<fairy_mg> jesus i haven't peed in ages

<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penis

<idsif> you're smarter than the average american <ascian> of course. i'm canadian.

<Luce`> good grief that zebra has a huge penis

<Coolhouse> trying to find the 40 year old virgin that isn't corrupted is like trying to find a legal age whore in a Thai brothel

<Flame> Remember, your school desk is designed to protect you in the event of nuclear attack. <Dregen> My school was made of lead and asbestos, so we may have been safe.

<pzaul> she uninstalled linux because she hates the people in #linux

<zeitnot> the Dracula character, however, was based on a particular historical figure known as Vlad Tepesh. A baron/count/lord who waged many campaigns and often impaled his victims on long sharp poles. <zeitnot> also known as Vlad the Impaler. <MrZebra> it's a little known fact that he also invented the kebab

<pzaul> midget girls scare me

<Jagged|> But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite

<dnorm> how are you feeling today ear <VanGoghsEar> like the picasso of shit only less valuable

<RoBorg> infect a mac? that's like trying to give a cold to a leper

<myst``> no! I wasn't trying to make sense! I was trying to have a ... conversation! That's what it was!

<fairygirl> zebras are confused horses

<missie> the horses ass fits better

<RoBorg> wibbly has blue balls <RoBorg> lots of 'em too

<fairygirl> nothing is worthless, except crap u find in ur belly button

* hopha pokes MrZebra - slow, deep & hard

<[David]K-64> bah, sucky rss feeds throwing in non valid utf-8 <CosmicElv> David; English please <[David]K-64> oh gosh darn it. those gentlemen who supply news from their web sites do not do so in the queen's character set

<sc0tt> anyone here code perl? <MrZebra> nobody codes perl, you just type random symbols and see what happens :P

<RoBorg> Bow before me, for I am King of Fish Fingers... Lord of Bacon... President of Noodles! * RoBorg has been to tescos <RoBorg> where once a lone fish finger stood upon a shelf in my freezer, yae now stand 40 more! <RoBorg> no longer shall the peoples of this land be denied the simple freedom of a fish finger sarnie

<Garrison> A "My Little Pony" Christmas? <Kratsminsch> Where the ponies nail one of their own to a cross?

When I look at his code though, I get a feeling that his philosophy is "Let's put the curly braces where noone'll look!" :-P

<MrZebra> anyone with less than 6 brain cells is excluded from answering <sc0tt> you just excluded IRC.

<sc0tt> perl is not dead :| <MrZebra> no, it's just rotting while still clinging on to some shred of life <sc0tt> exactly :>

<fairy_mg> erlack, i'm losing my voice and my throat hurts * wibbly sets mode: +v fairy_mg <fairy_mg> thats not funny :P

<myst``> Well he's not going to get his flaming poo.

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